Lipsy - Head of Engineering

"'Damnit guys I told you, if you're doing a BBQ, OPEN THE HANGER!' -- Lipsy"

Current Day
Lipsy's Engineering Department is primarily comprised of Cats. No one knows why this decision was made seeing as how cats are completely inept at even basic engineering functions and mathematical calculations. But with the assistance of a small arsenal of Hak46 drones repurposed for construction, this discrepancy seems to be completely balanced. Regardless of its bizarre workforce, the Happy Airlines Engineering department continues to pump out a consistent collection of inventions and unconventional flying craft.

Currently working on:


 * Lab grown HA bioplanes
 * Asymmetrical planes
 * Planes with vertical wings
 * Centipede plane
 * Quadruple-decker chicken-sandwich class plane
 * The planes with wings that go "flap flap flap"
 * Planes with legs
 * Plane train
 * HAM-T class transport
 * Lily-class
 * HAt-HAt HAt-St
 * Trident plane

Famous Quotes:
"hear me out here... trebuchet"

"i came here to chew ass and design planes and im all outta ass"

"We'd never harm infants here. Preposterous. Only adults."

"dont worry im an engineer"

"id boinga yer mom"

"I seek not the value of monetairy gain at this company, i seek nothing but my own entertainment. The purest form of happiness. As nietzsche said, the road to salvation is made of suffering, prefferably not mine tho."